Top 25 Reasons I'm NOT Supermom
1. I lose my temper and yell at my kids sometimes. 2. I consistently cloth diaper Eli, but while I have an entire stock of cloth diapers on the changing table for Josiah, I continue to buy humongous (expensive) boxes of disposable diapers for him. 3. My kids get one bath a week, 2 if they're lucky. If they get into some dirt outside or get messy eating during the day, I take care of it at the kitchen/bathroom sink with a few pumps of hand soap. 4. My kids fight over toys. They hit, they bite, they push and kick each other. 5. At any given moment, at least one child probably has snot or food crusted on their face. 6. Sometimes, one child will not have a clean pair of shorts or a clean shirt and will have to borrow clothes out of a sibling's drawer. 7. I have dirty dishes in the sink 98 percent of the time. 8. I re-use spit-up-on blankets and burp cloths often. 9. Sometimes, when my kids draw on themselves with marker, I don't wipe it off. 10. Sometimes, when my kids draw on ...